Drunk, and home from the bar

Roy stumbled up the stairs to his apartment. He strugged with the keys, trying to remember which one unlocked his door. Damn, they all look the same, he thought to himself.

Envy looked down the long row of apartments and saw Roy fumbeling around with keys.
"Tch. Stupid drunk.."
Envy cackled and quickly changed his appearence to a young woman, having plans to trick Roy.
"Hello there."
Sh..He said to Roy from behind his back.

OoC: Cute picture.
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Roy looked down the hall and saw an attractive young woman. He smiled. "I seem to be having a bit of trouble," he called to her, "mind lending me a hand?"

OoC: I know!! ^3^


"Of course."
Envy walked over to Roy and took the keys then opened the door.
"Mind if I come in..Cutie?"
Envy broke out in a mad laughter in his mind.

"Thanks," he smiled. "Of course you can come in, Beautiful." He held the door open for her.

Envy giggled and skipped into his house.
"So, you gotta girlfriend?"
He winked.

Roy smirked. "Not unless you're offering."

Envy hugged Roy brom behind and put his hands on Roys chest.
"Of course im offering..." He said in his squeaky new girl voise.

Roy grinned sweetly at her. "Then I suppose I do."

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OoC: I love your siggy. It forgot to mention the Palm Tree issue though. MJPS

OoC: Lmao, you should try to find Roys defenition on photobucket.

"Your sooo sexy."
Envy changed back to his normal form, still holding Roy from behind.
"Roy.."

Roy straightened up. "I never mentioned my name to you. How did you know that?" He demanded, whirling around to face Envy.

Envy laughed madly, his voice back to normal aswell.
"Oh, Roy. Roy, Roy, Roy."
He smirked his evil smile.
"So, you do one night stands now?"

Roy smirked. "Only with women, sorry to disappoint you."

Envy growled then turned his head.
"Funny."
He raised an eyebrow.
"I wonder what your lover would say about all this. Maybe I should rid of you, just so she doesnt kill you herself."

"Try it." he said pulling on his gloves and positioning himself to fight if he needed to.

"Hey, it was a suggestion."
Envy smiled.
"But I Guess you do want me to kill you."
He transformed his arms into long swords.

Roy smirked. "As I said before, try it."

"Very well."
Envy ran twords Roy and slashed at him with his left arm, then ducked down and attempted to trip him.

Roy dodged the slash, but didn't see the trip coming. He stumbled and fell to the ground.

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OoC:Trying to keep it real here, lol.

OoC: Hey, anime fights are never real. xD

Envy jumped on Roy and pinned him down.
"Having second thoughts about me killing you yet, Roy?"
He smiled his demonic grin, his eyes full of hate.

Roy smirked. Not particularly," he said, snapping his fingers.